Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.(K.C.)

 
If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.
 
 
You can always spot a happy biker by the bugs in his teeth
 
There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles,and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

 
 
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
 
 
Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.
 
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.